Columns

Please Father, Take Me Back..!
Yesterday was Father’s Day, which made me remember a story I told prisoners in a jail about another father. It
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The Snob..!
“My grandfather!” says a Christian snob, “Was a Brahmin before he converted!” “Yes, it’s the second time, you’ve told me
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Give a Giraffe Kick..!
It was as the forty plus politician, the beginnings of grey stubble on his cheek, looking down and despondent, walked
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Hiding My Marksheet..!
This morning’s paper had me dumbfounded; most students who had passed their exams had scored over ninety percent. I called
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Running Scared from Room to Room..!
The twins, and their mother, my daughter and her husband are down from New York and my otherwise quiet house
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She’s a Whore..!
He was resting at the well. I knew he’d sent his followers away, to get a much needed respite away
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Miss World 2023..!
Many of us love watching beauty pageants: And I wondered for a moment what would happen if God was the
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Nobody’s Looking At Me Dad..!
This was a TV ad a few years ago: A little girl stares out of the window of an old
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Trumpets at Funerals..!
Something I do every morning before writing my column is to go into the net and peek at some of
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Coffee, Tea or Me..!
My morning cuppa’s been getting some good press lately: Last week she was featured as a preventive for diabetes and
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A Medical Breakthrough..!
“This new doctor at the hospital is good, really good,” said Aunt Susan as she hobbled over to my mother
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Ma, I’m an Idiot!
“Mother!” cried the little girl, “I don’t want to go to college anymore! The lecturer called me an idiot!” The
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