You’re Not A Chicken..!
“..Cat thinks he’s a chicken; an Australian cat has begun to fancy himself as a chicken, and is taking his
Read more.October 1, 2022
Uncomfortable Throne Sitters..!
And as I see the battle royal raging in the Congress as to who will sit on the throne, I
Read more.September 30, 2022
To The Unknown Many..!
I was at a dinner the other day when the speaker, a small dapper millionaire, who had built an empire
Read more.September 29, 2022
Stop Lying, It’s Bad Business..!
Lying isn’t good for business, or whatever else you are doing? In this fast paced, successful world we need to
Read more.September 28, 2022
Muscular Leaders of Today..!
Maybe you don’t know, or just maybe you don’t want to read between the lines but before Putin went to
Read more.September 27, 2022
No Free Sari..!
As I see the multiple floor crossings by our politicians, I realise that these men and women have no ideology
Read more.September 26, 2022
Swabbing Without Sweeping..!
When our maid goes on leave during Ganpati, she usually gets a replacement and it was during one of those
Read more.September 25, 2022
Joyless Face of the Billionaire..!
As I hear about this or that billionaire, becoming the richest or the second richest man, or making it to
Read more.September 24, 2022
The Royal Ghost and The Governor..!
With all the skirmishes going on between the governors of the different states, especially those ruled by the opposition and
Read more.September 23, 2022
Simple, Soothing, Strengthening..!
More than a year ago, it was sad seeing my huge German-Shepherd dog, whimpering in pain. His ear had got
Read more.September 22, 2022
Only Wheel for Indian Roads..!
The five tyre manufacturers, one an American, an Englishman, a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese sat huddled together in
Read more.September 21, 2022
A Silly, Ungrateful People..!
“You are an ungrateful people!” I shout, as bruised, battered and beaten, a tired people stare back at me: “We
Read more.September 20, 2022














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.