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Herding Corporators into a Resort..!
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Herding Corporators into a Resort..!

January 19, 2026 Robert Clements 3
Thick Chains We Cannot See..!
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Thick Chains We Cannot See..!

January 16, 2026 Robert Clements
Clapping for Scraps and Titbits..!
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Clapping for Scraps and Titbits..!

January 13, 2026 Robert Clements
It Won’t Stop at 69..!
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It Won’t Stop at 69..!

January 9, 2026 Robert Clements
Youngsters, Don’t Be Globally Backward..!
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Youngsters, Don’t Be Globally Backward..!

January 5, 2026 Robert Clements
Not Losing Any Sleep..!
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Not Losing Any Sleep..!

December 4, 2025 Robert Clements 10

The headlines screamed that the dollar had breached the ninety-rupee mark!  Just a year ago it was around eighty-four rupees to a dollar. Six rupees in a few months. Then my eyes travelled to the next column where the Chief Economic Advisor calmly announced that he was not losing any…

Iran, India and Hypocrisy..!
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Iran, India and Hypocrisy..!

October 22, 2025 Robert Clements 20

I read today that Iran, the same country where women are beaten, jailed and even killed for not wearing the hijab, witnessed quite a spectacle. The daughter of one of its senior defence and national security officials, a close aide to the Supreme Leader himself, walked down the aisle at…

Repair the House, Don’t Paint the Cracks..!
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Repair the House, Don’t Paint the Cracks..!

September 6, 2025 Robert Clements 10

It’s always easier to live in a lie, isn’t it? Like the man who paints cracks in his walls the colour of ivory and tells his wife, “Look darling, the house looks brand new!” Until the monsoon comes, the roof caves in, and they both discover the lie is more…

Dreading the ‘Retirement’ Word..!
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Dreading the ‘Retirement’ Word..!

August 28, 2025 Robert Clements 7

Suddenly two old men in our country, reaching the age of seventy-five seem to be dreading giving up power and post. Retirement for the two has suddenly become the dreaded “R” word. They, who once thundered, “Everyone must make way for the young!” may soon be filing petitions for “extensions,”…

Pappu, Fill the Forms, Please..!
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Pappu, Fill the Forms, Please..!

August 10, 2025 Robert Clements 23

As I listened to Rahul Gandhi’s emphatic, fact-backed, passionate proof of the Election Commission’s complicity in massive voter fraud—proof worked out like a neat school project with all the answers right there—I waited for the Commission to do what any responsible guardian of democracy should do: reassure the people of…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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