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Ugly Grills..!
Some Sad Truths 

Ugly Grills..!

March 8, 2021 Robert Clements 3

The owner of an elegant house stood outside his home, and spoke to the painter, “I want those grills of my house to stand out. Paint them in black, white, silver and gold! Just look at the intricate design I told the welder to make, now I want every twist…

Clean Up! Clean Up..!
Some Sad Truths 

Clean Up! Clean Up..!

March 7, 2021 Robert Clements 4

Every evening, after the twins belonging to my daughter, messed up the full house with their toys and other paraphernalia which little boys throw all over, she would sing, “Clean Up! Clean Up!” with the twins joining in the singing with their three- year old voices. Then they would run…

The Milkmaid and the Moos..!
Some Sad Truths 

The Milkmaid and the Moos..!

March 3, 2021 Robert Clements 10

The hair on the delicate hands of the milkmaid stood on end as she heard her cow moo. “What is it, dear cow,” she said, even as she continued milking, “What is it that troubles you?” The cow mooed again, and the milkmaid whispered, “You are safe! Our fences are…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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