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Clean Up! Clean Up..!
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Clean Up! Clean Up..!

October 13, 2025 Robert Clements 0

Every evening, as the sun used to dip and the day sighed its last breath, I used to hear little voices singing in chorus at my daughters’ homes: “Clean up! Clean up! Everybody, everywhere!”It’s a charming scene — toys being gathered, books stacked, dolls gently tucked back into boxes. Tiny…

Bit by Bit..!
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Bit by Bit..!

July 9, 2024 Robert Clements 5

Visited Bushmills Brewery in Ireland yesterday, which is the oldest brewery in the world. As I saw the thousands of barrels in the factory, and as the pretty Irish lass, our guide explained to all we visitors why she thought Irish whiskey was better than Scotch, I looked around and…

Event Interrupters…!
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Event Interrupters…!

December 17, 2023 Robert Clements 4

Was watching a Carol Service this morning, and when the priest went up to pray, I saw two men climbing behind him with wires and cords in their hands and plugging in something. They were captured on camera and took away from the relevance of the words that were being…

Rape, Anger, and Exercising Restraint..!
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Rape, Anger, and Exercising Restraint..!

June 7, 2023 Robert Clements 2

For many years as honorary secretary of a prison ministry, we were given permission by the government to visit prisons all over the state and counsel those jailed inside. Quite often, tough looking men and women would burst into tears and continue weeping as they regretted some crime they committed…

Good People and Tough Times..!
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Good People and Tough Times..!

November 6, 2022 Robert Clements 1

A butcher is really surprised to see a dog coming inside his shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back, so he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. It reads, “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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