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Don’t Touch Me..!
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Don’t Touch Me..!

September 30, 2020 Robert Clements 9

My hands are generally not the talkative type, my mouth makes up for that, so I was a tad surprised to hear them speak, “What’s with this new act?” they asked. “New act?” I asked my hands, “What act?” “This keeping us away from your face, washing us a hundred…

And the Award Goes to..!
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And the Award Goes to..!

September 14, 2020 Robert Clements 4

And finally, the vaccine came out and every single person was given the antidote against the dreaded virus, and the world went back to business, and games, and politics and parties and weddings, just like the world did before. In a town in some part of the world, the locals…

Monster Virus Visits the G20 Meet..!
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Monster Virus Visits the G20 Meet..!

April 23, 2020 Robert Clements 10

It was after one of the recent G4, G8 or G20 summits, world leaders stood together for their final photo, all wearing COVID-19 prevention masks. But as the photographer with the biggest mask on his face, adjusted his camera, he saw a yellowish- green, six or eight legged monster ambling…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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