“The secret of British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s famous all year healthy glow has been revealed, he spends almost twice as much on his make up as the average British woman..!” …. Times International
“Where’s my make up man?” shouted Tony at the breakfast table.
“Come on Tony you can’t expect him here as soon as [...]
“….Officials in Britain are wrangling over whether former England football captain David Beckham should be given a knighthood…”
Evening Standard, London, 31st May
The clock struck twelve midnight and at Camelot the knights of the Round Table with King Arthur at the head and Merlin the wizard at the other end sat and waited for [...]
“…Gordon Brown has been urged to abolish many of the Queen’s remaining powers ….as part of a wide-ranging new constitutional settlement….”
The Independent, UK, 11 th June.
“Distressing!” said Prince Charles.
“What is m’dear?” asked Camilla.
“Everyday,” whispered Charles as he looked at her with woeful eyes, “I feel like a circus performer, sometimes a clown, oftimes [...]
A subdued Queen walked the rose gardens of Buckingham with her husband and prince consort, “You kind of quiet today?” asked Prince Philip.
“I’ve gone and mucked up this knighthood thing dear?” said the Queen.
“You gave it to Beckham?”
“No Rushdie!”
“By St George and the dragon and all the other saints who guard Merry England!”
“You think [...]
