Manmohan’s Backbone..!
The commies in India have been accusing the Indian Prime Minister of being spineless when it comes to standing up against America. The prime minister’s cook swore to the driver next morning, she overheard this conversation the same night the commies made such remark:
“Could you feel my back dear!” said the Prime Minister a troubled look on his face.
“I’ll do that in the night,” said his wife blushing.
“No, no dear, not like that, I just want you to feel whether my backbone is still there!”
“You are spineless?”
“That is what the Left feels!” said the PM stroking his salt and pepper beard worriedly.
“Let me see, if this is your head, this is your neck, and this hidden inside must be your back bone, no, no it is your bullet proof vest!”
“Good god it is not there!”
“When did you feel it disappear?”
“When I sat in the helicopter!”
“Going where?”
“To Bush’s ranch!”
The doctors in the prestigious hospital looked at one another in consternation, “How are we to judge whether he has a backbone or not without his coming here?”
“He is a busy man!” said the dean firmly, “and if we want another government grant we will have to do the task with the resources we have.”
“Which are?”
“Photographs of him at different times. Here is one when he was Finance Minister!”
“His cervical vertebrae, thoracic and lumbar are all in excellent shape!” said an experiences physician studying the photo!”
“Also his sacral and coccygeal vertebrae!” said another expert.
“Here is the second photo taken when he was elevated.”
“Slight changes in the cervical vertebrae!”
“What do you mean?” asked the dean.
“The cervical vertebrae sir as you know supports the skull, and in this picture it has curved into a stooped position! Also the rest of the spinal column seems weak!”
“And this photo gentlemen was taken yesterday!”
“Impossible!”
“Absurd!”
“Gentlemen what is it?”
“Very sad!” whispered all the experts together as they looked at the X ray.
The bespectacled old man with the blue turban wore a happy smile on his face as he sipped tea with his missus that evening, “I have a backbone!” he said.
“You got the medical reports?”
“Yes!”
And at the hospital the doctors smiled at the grant the Indian Prime Minister had just allotted to them.
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