Tony and His Beautician..!
“The secret of British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s famous all year healthy glow has been revealed, he spends almost twice as much on his make up as the average British woman..!” …. Times International
“Where’s my make up man?” shouted Tony at the breakfast table.
“Come on Tony you can’t expect him here as soon as you get up do you?” said Cherie, “the poor fellers got to sleep himself, and what make up do you need in the morning when you face me?”
“It’s not you it’s those neighbours who stay in Number Eleven.”
“Tony you concentrate on looking good for us in No.10 and leave the poor neighbours alone do you hear? What’s happened to your hair?”
“What’s wrong with my hair?”
“There’s nothing there!”
“That’s because the make up feller hasn’t come yet.”
“You mean he sticks some hair in there for you?”
“Nah that’s too expensive, he just colours my top black.”
“But why you puttin’ so much make up everyday?”
“I got to look good dammit! You want me to look old and haggard like Brown?”
“Brown doesn’t look old and haggard Tony!”
“Must have had a good make up man,” shouted Tony, “I would have liked to see his face without makeup when he gets fired!”
“If you’d not lied we you’d still have a job Tony and no need fer the make up man!” “You pullin’ me down or sometin?”
“Nah just telling you not to spend so much on make up. Last week we had to cut down on chicken and steak ’cause of your make up bill!”
“So the family’s starving because of my make up?”
“Not starving, but we could put more into our bellies if you’d put less on your face.”
“You want me to look tired and smashed up for Bin Ladin to see?”
“No Tony but lookin’ orange and glowin’ when I’m mourning ain’t too right also!”
“That way they see I can’t get cowed down. Nobody can put Tony down. Even if I ain’t got a job in a few months, Tony he don’t get whipped, he looks smooth and glowin’!”
The doorbell rang in 10 Downing Street .
“My make up man’s come,” shouted Tony as Cherie went to the door.
“It’s a message from the make up man,” said Cherie Blair, “he says he can’t come today, he’s down with flu!”
“Ye gads!” shouted Tony, “what am I to do? I got a meeting with the Queen at ten, I address Parliament at two. I go on air at five! What do I do?”
“Tell them I’m pregnant again and you’re staying home to look after me!” said Cherie.
“Gee thanks Cherie,” said a relieved Blair, “I don’t want the world to see how scared I really am..!”
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