Lincoln’s Twitch..!
’Twas nearer midnight in Washington when Thomas Jefferson noticed it and a lil’ later George Washington too, “He’s getting’ a twitch,” said Washington to Jefferson from their respective memorials as they watched Lincoln twitch.
“Poor feller, I’m sure he’s bothered ‘bout sometin’!” said Jefferson looking at the marble figure sitting in his famous pose.
“Yeah!” said Washington, “Maybe Abe’s worried, but if he is, it’s all his fault!”
“I couldn’t agree with you more,” said Jefferson.
“There are things that should ‘ave bin left alone! Like cattle, horses..”
“And slaves!” said Jefferson as they both laughed. “Though it’s good to ‘ave dem as mistresses, not wives, they keep yer bed warm but stay out of yer head!”
“He should have left them slaves alone Abe!”
“Kept them in the field..”
“Singin’ their spirituals and raisin’ babies..”
“Some of dem babies’ ours!”
“Yeah! But what does good ole Abe do?”
“He go and free ‘em!”
“Now look at him twitchin’,” said Jefferson and both the ex presidents looked with concern from their different memorials at Honest Abe twitchin’ away to glory.
“Hey Abe you feelin’ guilty huh?”
“You’re the cause of this upheaval! You freed them and see what’s finally ‘appenin!”
“A slave named Obama standin’ fer President!”
“Ye gads a black takin’ our place!”
“Slaves dey be fer work in de plantations and plantin’ our seed in dem!” growled Jefferson as Washington guffawed, “Heh! Heh! You rascal!”
“Yeah I had my time in me estate but now dem same fellers dey be loafin’ all over this white country and now one of dem..”
“Yeah one of dem is standin’ fer de same post we struggled to get!”
“De President of de United States of America!”
Jefferson jumped as Washington went pale, Abe’s twitch was all over his body. “He’s shaking!”
“He’s breakin’ out of his marble!”
“Abe’s come alive!”
“He’s dancing wid joy is our Abe!”
“It’s not a twitch!”
“Abe’s happy! He’s ecstatic!”
“The son of a former slave fer President!” shouted Lincoln, “I never knew I’d see the day when America would be mature enough for this! Hurrah Obama! Hurrah America..!
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TIMELY AND GREAT CONTEMRARY AND MAEVELLOUS
I do not know much about George Washington and Thomas Jefferson but Lincoln sure is pleased.