Feelin’ The Soap..!
A New York judge has ordered British model Naomi Campbell to mop the floors of the New York Sanitation department as punishment for throwing a mobile phone at her housekeeper!
“Mom!” whispered the lovely model into her cell phone, “I’m having a whale of a time! Why didn’t you lemme do this when I was young?”
“Whatcha doin’ my lil’ one, goin’ over some man?”
“No mama goin’ over de floor!”
“Whatcha doin’ that fer?”
“Havin’ fun mama!”
“You havin’ fun moppin de floor?”
“Yes mama, and I’m gonna sue you fer this!”
“Sue me fer what?”
“Fer not allowin’ me to hev a normal childhood moppin floors like everyone else! Why didn’t I never do this before mums?”
“You was modelin’ in dem child advertisements me child! You was not meant fer moppin floors!”
“You robbed me of me childhood mama! Oh tis so lovely de feel of soap and water in me hand! Ah! How it drains on to de floor and then swap, mop, splash and hurrah it’s all over de ground! What fun mama! And you robbed me of all dis fun!”
“Now, now child you was actin’ and makin’ money!”
“Fer whom?”
“Why fer de family!”
“Fer you mama! Fer you!”
The mother heard the sound of mop and soap and water and shuddered. “Mums I’m callin’ my lawyer! You deprived me of de best fun in me life!”
The judge in the New York Court rubbed his eyes and then his ears as he looked at the famous model standing in front of him and to what she was saying. “You saying your mother robbed you of mopping floors?”
“Yes your honor and I’m suing fer a million dollars!”
“But she’s your mother!”
“What robbed me of my childhood!”
“Of mopping floors?” asked the judge.
“Ah the feel of soap and water in me hand yer honour! Ah! How it drains on to de floor and then swap, mop, splash and hurrah it’s all over de ground!”
It was a perplexed judge who ate dinner with his wife that night.
“Sometin’ botherin’ you dear?” she asked.
“We got to change our punishments!”
“Yeah!” said his wife thoughtfully, “I wonder how de electric chair would feel vibratin’ all over me!”
The judge shuddered, as the phone rang and he heard a policeman at the other end, “She’s thrown the mobile at her housekeeper again! Says she wants to mop floors again! You plannin’ on givin’ her de ‘lectric chair?”
“No..!” screamed the judge, looking at his wife, “dere’s no punishment left in dis country, send her back to England, maybe dey got sometin’ better than moppin’ floors..!”
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