Big B’s Baggage Bungle..!
Now I know one’s baggage gets misplaced once in a while, but in Big B’s case its the eighteenth time and always by British Airways!
That’s a bit of a coincidence what?
“Hey there baggage handler! Why’s this happening to the Bachchan baggage?”
“Bachchan? Who that be mate?”
“The tall Indian guy!”
“Tall Indian feller? Y’mean de guy and his devils who gave our fellers a lickin’? Me dad he told me ‘bout it, t’was sometime in 83’ wasn’t it mate?”
“No that’s Kapil Dev. This here man’s got a huge boomin’ voice.”
“You mean de man wid de loin cloth and spinnin’ wheel?”
“That was Gandhi and he didn’t need no boomin’ voice to get his way. But this Big B’s son he got married to the most beautiful woman in the world!”
“Y’mean someone got married to Jade Goody? Ha, ha, ha! Sorry mate we was only jokin’! What d ’you say his name was?”
“The Big B.”
“Y’mean Amitabh?”
“Yes Amitabh Bachchan! Why’re you chaps always mishandling his baggage?”
“You see mate there’s sometin’ we handlin’ guys can’t talk about!”
“Whoa! Whoa! We’re talking about misplaced baggage and you’re the baggage handler right?”
“Right you be mate.”
“So who’s been fiddlin’ with his baggage?”
“Like I said there’s sometin’ I can’t …unless ofcourse..”
“Here’s ten quid.”
“That’s mighty generous of you, but fer ten..”
”Here’s another ten!”
“Now you’re talkin’ mate.”
“So who’s fiddling with the Bachchan baggage?”
“We don’t wanna get into any trouble ‘bout this mate?”
“I assure you, there won’t be any trouble, but it’s the eighteenth time Big B’s lost his luggage on your airline; it seems someone’s mighty interested in his belongings?”
“There’s somebody lookin’ fer de Big B’s magic box!”
“Magic box?”
“Yeah this Big B, he be the come back kid right? He was down and out, flat broke and made a big come back, right mate?”
“Yes! The Big B’s even bigger than what he was before.”
“So there’s someone searchin’ fer his box of magic, what gave him de power to make dis’ come back in dis’ big way…but fer twenty quid…”
“Here’s another ten, now tell me who’s searching for this magic box?”
“Tony!”
“Tony Blair?”
“Yeah, it’s the eighteenth time we caught him rummagin’ in de Big B’s baggage, lookin’ fer his magic box. Poor Blair, he don’t wanna go into oblivion, and he’s vowed he’ll keep searchin’ the baggage till he finds the Bachchan magic..!”
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