’Twas nearer midnight in Washington when Thomas Jefferson noticed it and a lil’ later George Washington too, “He’s getting’ a twitch,” said Washington to Jefferson from their respective memorials as they watched Lincoln twitch.
“Poor feller, I’m sure he’s bothered ‘bout sometin’!” said Jefferson looking at the marble figure sitting in his famous pose.
“Yeah!” said Washington, [...]
Everybody knows Hilary hasn’t completely given up on being President, but most Americans wonder what she has in store to arm twist Obama: It was a late call Barrack received last night:
“Hiya Barack it’s me Hillary!”
“Hello Hilary how you doin’?”
“I know where the cutlery is stored, the linen and bedspreads kept and which [...]
“A barber is the only person whose conversation you can follow, even though he talks over your head…” Anon
I‘ve been hearing that United State’s Presidential candidate John Edwards paid $400 for a haircut, the tab of course picked up by the Democrats Campaign Committee. I decided to find out what made the US Senator [...]
A puzzled Texan walked up and down the rooms of a huge white house somewhere in Washington staring hard at the Washington Post. “You got a problem wid a big word or sometin?” asked his wife from the kitchen.
“No!” said her husband, “I got a problem wid dis!”
“De Europeans ave found a new planet [...]
