’Twas nearer midnight in Washington when Thomas Jefferson noticed it and a lil’ later George Washington too, “He’s getting’ a twitch,” said Washington to Jefferson from their respective memorials as they watched Lincoln twitch.
“Poor feller, I’m sure he’s bothered ‘bout sometin’!” said Jefferson looking at the marble figure sitting in his famous pose.
“Yeah!” said Washington, [...]
I opened morning paper and frowned as I read headlines: ‘Inflation 12.01%’. “This is ridiculous,” I muttered to myself.
“What is dad?”
“This inflation business, there’s no inflation, but because there’s no news, papers make a big hullabaloo about prices going up, scaring everybody, especially voters before election year!”
“There is inflation dad!”
“Listen,” I said, “you know I [...]
Everybody knows Hilary hasn’t completely given up on being President, but most Americans wonder what she has in store to arm twist Obama: It was a late call Barrack received last night:
“Hiya Barack it’s me Hillary!”
“Hello Hilary how you doin’?”
“I know where the cutlery is stored, the linen and bedspreads kept and which [...]
“The secret of British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s famous all year healthy glow has been revealed, he spends almost twice as much on his make up as the average British woman..!” …. Times International
“Where’s my make up man?” shouted Tony at the breakfast table.
“Come on Tony you can’t expect him here as soon as [...]
